My friend likes to torment me.

Dear Rachel,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but Your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it when I saw your shrunken head In your camping car and I saw you sit on Donald Duck. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand That I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning Your love letters to you, but I'll keep Your neighbour Martin as a memory. You should also know that I Told in my confession today about A new life as a clone.

Go burn,
Ellen

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What the hell did you make me just write young lady?

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